so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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