Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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