I wanna bring you to show and tell
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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