Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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