hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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