i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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