Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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