Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
What a dumb baby whore.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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