Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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