That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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