If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
nutella sex= disaster
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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