should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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