he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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