Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize
