its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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