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• (760): View more from California

  What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo

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  Cremation, why do you ask?

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  I think we have a bit of a problem

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• (305): View more from Florida

  just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.

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• (916): View more from California

  He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.

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• (619): View more from California

  Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?

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