let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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