which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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