Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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