when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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