I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think my vagina is haunted
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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