Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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