i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
What a dumb baby whore.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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