dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
