Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Found the puke drawer
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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