The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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