great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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