...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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