Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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