Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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