clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You ate ashes out of my bong
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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