you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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