Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
