Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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