No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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