And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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