They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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