You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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