One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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