you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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