You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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