but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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