Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize