Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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