I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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