Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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