i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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