I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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