you guys were way drunker than both of me
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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