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it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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