your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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