do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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