he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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