it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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