I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
operation have a gay friend backfired
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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